Swat Lite
a bunch of nickel d-cks who are stupid enough to be tasked by -ss clown members of a swat team.
fake -ss swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.
“hey, i am done firing on the range. get those swat lite f-cktards over here to pickup our br-ss.”
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