Swatchpooria
it is disorder where a patient is going through such a hard time in life where it simulates getting fisted all the way up the r-ct-m. said illness can be diagnosed by checking the stool for a small portable timepiece, worn on the wrist like a swatch watch. the only known cure for swatchpooria is orally administering large amounts of beer, booze or wine.
oh my god that dynamics ii exam was h-ll! i have to go home now and drink, i think it gave me a bad case of swatchpooria.
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