Swatgasm


noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a swat “operator” and gathering with other “operators” wearing awesome gear and taking bad -ss pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement -ssociated with being around swat operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

verb: 5. to have a swatgasm.

see also: sofgasm.
q: why are all those guys in american flag hats having such a good time?
a: they are having a swatgasm. good thing they are wearing american flag hats, otherwise i would have thought they were brits, and thus, gay.

if it weren’t for the constant swatgasms, i would have to do actual police work.

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