Sway ‘N Spray
an inebriated male choosing to urinate in a bush, or other outdoor large round object will inherently attempt to “spray” said object in a circular fashion. this leads to instability, and a circular swaying rotation with the feet; accompanied by an erratic jet stream in what could be perceived as the sway ‘n spray.
kei w-ng consumed 37 coors lights and chose to relieve himself in the front of the building. the display of sway ‘n spray was utterly spectacular.
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