Swayzee Goggles


the term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite s-xes phyiscal attributes (face,t-ts,p-ssy,-ss)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. when you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. when you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.
“how much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!”

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