Swaz


new zealand slang. abbreviation of the term sweet as. used often in text messaging and by lazy people that can’t be bothered forming two seperate words.
want to come to a party sat-rday night?

swaz – what time?
‘swag’ is yesterday’s news. swaz is the new sh-t, and means so much more then lame “swag” ever will. swaz can replace literally any word in a sentence, because swaz means any and everything. when typing swaz, use a hashtag to look even cooler. #swaz. feel free to use it over and over as one word as well. i.e. swazswazswaz.

watch this combo: #swazswazswaz

boom.
“what the swaz are you doing?”

“omg that is so swaz!”

“dude, that guy is such a swazaholic.”

“brb? (be right back) i don’t think so… brs.”
an applied ideological att-tude. the root of the optimistic ‘swaz-outcome’ based approach to life.
my life’s been swazaz lately, ever since living and embracing the swaz it’s bin nothin but swaz outcomes on repeat all channels all day. s-s-s-swaz!
1. the excessive sweat dripping down your -ss.
2. the reason your shorts are wet and you didn’t p-ss yourself.
3. humidity in wisconsin attacking the -ss region.
my swaz was so bad i had to go camando to breeze my -sshole.

the humidity in wisconsin was so bad that my swaz felt like a b-tt faucet.
sweat from the nut-sack.
swaz drips from one’s nut-sack after a game of b-ball.

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