Sweat Bat


a game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. this game is most often played by ralph drabble and his cat, oogie.
ralph: (not realizing he’s left his pants open) it’s a great day for a jog.

oogie: (pounces and lands on ralph’s crotch) meow!

ralph: yeow! that dang cat! this isn’t supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

june: i told you, ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!

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