Sweat Duke
1) a term generally utilized in the southern united states describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one’s posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) a general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) a verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.
sorry i was late, i had to hit the outhouse for a mighty sweat duke before i came to the bbq.
having to tell that woman i ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real sweat duke.
ah, man! gotta go -sweat duke time! <---in response- poor billy, i hope he is okay...be strong soldier. be strong.
Read Also:
- sweat moke
a sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. however to be cl-ssified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, […]
- Gaking-off
the act of pleasuring oneself with nickelodeon’s trademarked gak product; preferably while watching any nickelodeon, snick, nick at night, nicktoons, teennick or nick jr. program (double-dare, all that, power rangers, etc.) i won’t be able to make it to the party this evening. there is a are you afraid of the dark marathon on nickelodeon […]
- Swedish Bath
washing your -sshole after sh-tting. done in antic-p-tion of -n-l s-x. yo dawg, i had to swedish bath before anastasia came over, that b-tch goes crazy on my -sshole.
- Swedish Muffin
a very sweet person – you are such a swedish m-ffin! – thank you, you’re also very sweet!
- swingers ad
now mostly replaced by internet bulletin boards and sites like craig’s list, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for s-x with other couples or individuals. the ads, which were often accompanied by p-rnographic and near-p-rnographic photos of the female showing all but […]