sweat-pant swagger
when someone is walking way too d-mn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.
person a:the -sshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!
person b: yeah, dude, i know!!
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