sweater boner


when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh sh-t man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater b-n-r.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

Read Also:

  • bro status

    the state of being considered a bro. marco’s bro status was revoked for turning off the game cube without letting jake save his game. one who dresses fresh as h-ll. characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, […]

  • browena

    (noun) bro-wee-nah a female bro. the word itself is a combination of the word bro and the name rowena. is mainly used when talking to a female bro, it does not work as well in third person. girl: here’s a copy of the lectures you missed. wanna play some video games later? guy: thanks a […]

  • Fakespect

    misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don’t give a sh-t. marc: i told skittles that i thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but i think he’s a worthless person. ryan: yea bro we all give him fakespect.

  • fake valentine

    when you don’t have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine jill: hey tim, wanna be my fake valentine? tim: yeah, sure..i don’t have a valentine this year so why not..

  • No Kramer

    used after one inadvertently calls another person the n word. can also say no mike richards that n-gg-r got knock the f-ck out! no kramer


Disclaimer: sweater boner definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.