Sweater Dick


much like whiskey d-ck, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during s-x.
i am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. i have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater d-ck.
another term for an uncirc-msized p-n-s
chick #1: “ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncirc-msized.”

chick #2: “oh, he has a sweater d-ck?”

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