sweater-muffing
the female equivalent to shirt-c-cking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. unlike “shirt-m-ffing” where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-m-ffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.
sweater-m-ffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one’s email.
charlie: i just saw our neighbour sweater-m-ffing it in the kitchen.
jon: wow at 3pm?
charlie: yeah, she was getting some juice.
jon: you need a job dude.
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