Sweater Muffins


sweat·er muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. slang for br–sts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. a very silly synonym for a woman’s chest.
“gina, i see you brought sweater m-ffins! going to share them with us?”
women’s br–sts that are deformed. usually resulting in the look of a m-ffin. also, used to describe a woman’s breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
look at paris hilton’s sweater m-ffins.

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