Sweatpants head


a way of describing messy hair; someone that would be wearing sweat pants, who in some way, shape, or form is considered gross and should not be allowed to leave the house, usually a pot head.

when he tried to go to school un-showered with sweatpants head, his mother came to the conclusion he must be smoking pot.

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