Sweatshirt Boner


the b-mp that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

…everybody’s got them, but n-body wants them…
i shouldn’t have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. i had to hide my sweatshirt b-n-r every time i sat down.

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