sweaty ass syndrome
you’re driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your -ss. you wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. painful
cyril – ‘yo, why the f— are you wriggling around on your chair?’
k – ‘because my -ss is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, d-mn motherf-cker! this is pain! this is sweaty -ss syndrome!’
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