sweaty blanket
when as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
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