Sweaty-Crumpet
a sweaty attractive person. search crumpet for more detail on that.
man-where have you been all day?
playboy girl-i’ve been down the gym working out!
man-urghhh i can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
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for females: when giving oral s-x you suck on his t-st-cl-s and rub his shaft until just before completion. then you chomp on his nuts so that he yells, “yodely, yodely, yodely-hi-hoo!” this chick was giving me awesome dome until i got the swedish ball drop. i’ll never make that mistake again.
- Swedish Can Opener
melting swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after f-cking the woman/man eating out the rest of the swedish fish out of the -ss or v-g-n-. when i have an excess of swedish fish i enjoy a swedish can opener.
- Sweedin
a person who is highly adept at shooting difficult targets with a nerf gun. eric shot brett in the eye again. he’s frikken’ sweedin.
- San Diego Double Dip
during intercourse, you stick your index finger in your b-tthole, and then stick in your partners b-tthole and then you shove it into your partners mouth. 1. oh, my god! i cant steve gave me a san diego double dip, it didnt taste like i thought it would. 2. the san diego double dip has […]
- San Diego Sandcastle
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