Sweaty Gonz


the act of getting your b-lls sweaty, putting your b-lls on a girl’s eyelids, and placing your d-ck on her nose, so it hangs over. she will then look like gonzo from the muppets.
last night at the party, brooke p-ssed at. then tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.

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