sweaty nelson
when a particularly large man engages in s-x with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. during the act of a sweaty nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the partic-p-nt, it may even be used as a lubricant.
bro i can’t believe she left you what happened
i pulled the sweaty nelson
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