sweaty noodle


someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.
d-mn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she’s a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

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