sweaty stanley
a particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. likes pessaries. profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.
1. did you see sweaty stanley’s armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? pacific oceans!
2. when i think ‘pervert’, i think ‘sweaty stanley’.
3. why isn’t sweaty stanley in today?
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