sweaty teddy
ted nugent, after being all sweaty!
brendizzle: alex, did you like the ted nugent concert?
alex: yea, i love me some sweaty teddy.
after a night of unsatisfying s-x, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. the girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. -ssuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say “wow, you’re really sweaty”.
“dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy.”
when scr-w-ng your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she’s ready to c-m
hey joe last nite as i was scr-w-ng my girl she begged for a sweaty teddy so i choked that b-tch as she was ready to c-m !!
used to describe a person who’s appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.
when it comes to s-x, your such a sweaty teddy.
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