sweaving
the art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.
i got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for dui.
a kick -ss combination of swerving and weaving invented by the man known as p hart himself
oooo sh-t i was rolling in the lincoln the other night and took that b-tch on the summit and did some mean sweaving!!
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