Swedish Claymore
a s-xual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their -n-s, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner’s face. thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.
“i ran out of m&ms after giving rodney some swedish claymores. i can’t believe he still ate them.”
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