Swedish cookie cutter
when you take a sh-t and circle it around a girls p-ssy and bang her with the t-rd circling it.
me:she liked it when i gave her that swedish cookie cutter!
friend: why in the world would you give her something like that?
me: i thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
friend: ???
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