Swedish Donkey
a type of bl-w j-b recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. the prodedure of this bl-wj-b consists of two things:
a very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. the woman giving the bl-wj-b is one who takes her job way too seriously, and b-tches at everyone in sight. the man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f-ck if she’s b-tchy or not. warning, do not try these at home.
guy one- “hey i heard joe got a swedish donkey last night”
guy two- “from who?! :o”
guy one- “that b-tch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs”
guy two- “poor joe. its a wonder his d-ck wasnt bitten off”
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