Swedish Facial
1. a mix of swedish (rather aggressive) m-ssage and a facial
2. being punched in the face repeatedly.
monica: she told me to eat better or i’ll get fat. i asked her “do the calories from your diet food still count if i shove them up your -ss?”
jj: whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a swedish facial!
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