Swedish Handy Jay


swedish handy jay
when a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. the girl continues past -j-c-l-t–n which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the swedish chef from the muppets.
j: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

p: #rub rub rub#

j: oh oh oh!! squirt

p: #rub rub rub rub#

j: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. stop!

p: “i didn’t know you’d finished, or that you spoke swedish .”

j: “next time read the stop sign forest gump. you turned this into a swedish handy jay”

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