Swedish Logic
systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. only swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others
normal guy: you droped my new phone you idiot
swede: it was your fault so dont blame me
normal guy: how so you f-cking -ss
swede: if you would’nt have tried to take your phone back from me, i would’nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. so terefore it was your fault
normal guy: thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not smart enough to handle
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