Swedish Microwave
continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell “swedish microwave” and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. similar to the ‘dutch oven’
emma: kerri, how was your sleepover at anna’s last night?
kerri: not good! that d-mn alyssa chick kept pulling swedish microwaves all night!
emma: whoa, that’s some serious queef-ge!
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