Swedish Mudslide
the swedish mudslide is a kinky s-xual act, where the female (or male) receiving -n-l s-x has diarhea. the male then sticks his p-n-s in the female’s -n-s using the diarhea as lube. it is used to reduce the intense friction that c-ms with -n-l s-x or just to be kinky.
guy a: dude i tried -n-l the other night, it sucks.
guy b: you’re doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the swedish mudslide at night.
(next day)
guy b: how’d it go last night?
guy a: amazing! the swedish mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. whoever thought of it is a genius.
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