Swedish Poptart
n: the act of a man inserting only his t-st-cl-s into a woman’s v-g-n-; the act of intercourse using only a man’s testes and the birth c-n-l.
sam: “yo dude, how was sally last night?”
matt: “i was too good to her.”
sam: “why?”
matt: “i gave her a swedish poptart.”
a m-sseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scr-t-ms.
dear hotel staff/ manager,
your so-called expert m-sseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scr-t-ms while giving me a swedish poptart.
by roberts terms, s-x with a spatula….lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.
d-mn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
h-lls yea!!
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