Swedish Softserve


the act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners v-g-n- and then plowing her from behind. after the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with j-zz into a bowl or cone. the mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. after producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
my girlfriend wanted icecream so i plowed her and gave her a little swedish softserve.

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