Swedish steamshovel
well, a swedish steamshovel is probably just the the most hardcore s-xual act there is! and i’d know, because just about every girl i do it to says they can’t believe i just gave them a swedish steamshovel. they thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking ss. and they might have. but nothing could prepare the hottest, h-rn–st sl-t for the visceral thrill of an ss served to perfection. just throw out all of those other tame little s-xual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. it’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the swedish steamshovel type sh-t. g-d, i can barely even believe myself that i did it! or rather, do it, on a regular basis!
here, maybe this will give you a clue.
dude 1: hey man.
dude 2: ssup.
dude 1: so, did you get that chick last night?
dude 2: h-ll yeah! i took her home and gave her a f-cking swedish steamshovel too.
dude 1: no f-cking way! that’s sick dude!
dude 2: h-ll yeah! it was f-cking awesome!
dude 1: no way! you didn’t really?!
dude 2: naw, man. i did.
dude 1: seriously?
dude 2: serious, man.
there. now you pretty much get the idea of how f-cking wicked it is.
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