Swedish Torpedo
an inconspicuous, otherwise neutral nordic male with an unnervingly thick p-n-s also known as the swedish torpedo. swedish torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to -ssert himself in an effortlessly superior way. swedish torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. it is speculated that swedish torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heteros-xuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.
e: guess what, swedish torpedo is coming for a visit.
t: cool, you might get laid!
e: it is not that hard to get laid!
t: yeah, but swedish torpedo is one of a kind. a nice thick p-n-s is hard to turn down.
the act of doing a helicopter with your p-n-s in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your b-n-r…almost like a torpedo
drew: so i was planning on doing the swedish torpedo to this r-t-rded wh-r- named chrissy…..
matt & mitch:tht f-cking puck sl-t??good work man!
matt:u hit and ran right?
drew:what?
mitch:f-cking gross man….
alex: i got a chubby
matt:holy sh-t i just made this b-tch danielle blind in one eye with that sh-t
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