Swedish Twatkins


the act of a girl inserting swedish fish into her v-g-n-, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

useful if: you are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
after teddy gave his girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad’s credit card, his girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a swedish tw-tkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

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