sweet chocolate jesus


an act committed during s-x when a man will pull his c-ck out of the -ss of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying “father, son and the holy ghost” followed by a hard c-ck slap to knock the rest of the sh-t off.
he annointed her with a sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.

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