Sweet Home Alabama’d
when you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).
she was planning on marrying steve but couldn’t because pete had sweet home alabama’d her.
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