Sweet Jesus
the “holy sh-t!” reaction you get when you scare the cr-p out of someone (or your pet cat).
sweet jesus! where in the h-ll did that come from!
laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your s-xual interest with a “sweet jesus!!”
sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. someone pipes up “sweet jesus!…” and everyone looks round to have a gander.
giving or receiving oral s-x while saying the lord’s prayer.
oral s-x while saying:
our father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
thy kingdom come.
thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our tresp-sses,
as we forgive those who tresp-ss against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
and there you have it you just preformed a sweet jesus
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