Sweet Potato Surprise
when an unconscious woman has her b-tt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her -n-s using an over-sized bong. the resulting sh-t from the woman’s -n-s oddly resembles sweet potatoes.
“yeah, i walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me.”-n-srabid bunny s-xbunny s-x
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