Sweet Tea


made from orange pekoe tea leaves this non-alcoholic beverage, served cold and moslty below the mason dixon line is a southerners favorite treat on a hot day (or with pork bbq). sugar is added at the time just after brewing “while the tea is still hot”. this allows the sugar to disolve more evenly and produces a fine treat. can be garnished with a lemon. (see also ice tea)
snow bird enters a waffle house:

waitress “what can i get you folks to drink?”
snow bird “ice tea”
waitress “”we have sweet tea”
snow bird “you people in the south, can’t you drink ice tea like the rest of america?”
waitress “sorry, we drink sweet tea, now go back to new york you yankee b-st-rd”
the act of a diabetic urinating in their partners mouth. basically a stronger, more pungent lemonade mouth.
“jeff must have diabetes, this is the strongest sweet-tea i’ve ever gotten”, thought roe.
liquid amazing.
i love sweet tea.
a sweet drink said to extend the average human’s life by 10-15 years.
because graham has a m-ssive addiction to mcdonalds sweet tea, he will live 10-15 years longer than katie who only drinks unsweet tea.
a reference to males that are s-xually interested in minors (both male and female). said males cannot refuse sweet tea and it is often used to lure them into police traps.

it is believed that pedophiles are fueled on the stuff. mcdonalds has recently attempted to capitalize on this fact.

see: to catch a predator
male: i don’t know if i should be here. i have seen shows before where they bust guys for doing stuff like this. how do i know that you aren’t with them?
underage looking female: i made some sweet tea. would you like some?
male: omg yes, you know what i crave. i’m now ready to have intercourse with you.
cops: bust his -ss!!!!
s-m-n, j-zz, baby gravy. usually spilled by the half gallon, sprayed all around a room, sometimes on electronic equipment for maximum effect.
“i just spilled half a gallon of sweet tea and it ruined my gamecube and my mattress.”
a female person who believes themself to be amazing, astonishing , aweinspiring , impressive , intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing,the one and only.

can also mean crazy woman.
now that woman was hot but she no sweettea.

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