Swerk
swerk(swûrk)
abbreviation of “how was work?”
“swerk?”
“yeah, okay.”
the art of sh-tting on stage while twerking.
miley cyrus jus did the most epic swerking ever. the stage was covered in sh-t!
swurk,-ing to swerve away from work – verb
too much swerking will get you fired
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