Swest
a general exlamation or adjective. useful for when more widespread words elude you.
origins: kings’ heath, birmingham / redditch, worcestershire. originally derived from the name ‘adam west,’ a prominent local celebrity known to perform street magic and stripteases.
“you’re a bit of a swest!”
or
“ahh swest! i just dipped my elbow in that stool sample!”
a sweater with a checkered pattern on the chest, and a solid color on the arms. usually worn by douchebags or ponces.
matt: what the h-ll is jason wearing.
jim: that my friend is a swest.
matt: what a ponce…
mikey “its a marvel of the english language”
two stories of origin:
a couple guys on a chair lift in vermont making up words combining existing words, in this case “sweet” and “best”.
and the other possible origin giving ‘swest’ a new meaning…
a group of stoners bought the biggest rolling papers they could find, attached several together around a wooden table leg and filled it with greenery. the joint was named ‘swest’
“swest”
it replaces words such as cool, sweet, nice, awesome, and a large doobie, joint, gagger, blunt, johnny etc…
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