Swiffer Skating


when all that is available are the swiffer sweeper pads and the sweeper is no where in sight. you throw two swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.
man the office is dirty. time to throw down two pads and do me some swiffer skating.

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