Swift’n
verb: the act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh
bj: what you been up to bro?
savage: not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad p-ssy this week, what about you?
bj: for real man? d-mn you a straight up pimp. will you be my friend?
savage: naw man, i wasn’t wakeboarding, i was just swift’n ya. i just been playing madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
bj: ugh!, i hate getting swifted.
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