Swimdick
there are two stages of swimd-ck:
1. your p-n-s will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. your p-n-s will become erect at the sight of bikini b-tches and will be impossible to hide.
me: dude, what’s wrong? why are you holding your crotch?
male friend: i’ve got swimd-ck, man
me: i feel your pain
phenomena occurring after spending extended periods of time in water. usual characteristics include wrinkled, shriveled b-lls and a very straight, narrow, but nonetheless smaller than usual, d-ck.
often accompanied by swimwear plastered to the body, especially in the crotchal region, outlining and exposing even the most minuscule details.
similar to shrinkage, but is not limited to cold water.
by first carefully calculating his steps as he got out of the pool–so as not to leave any angle that one might see unchecked–and then peeling his suit away from his crotch, donald managed to successfully hide his swimd-ck from the other pool-goers.
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