swimley


named after dr. t. james swimley who single handedly developed the solution for ending all armed conflict. also this man is credited with being the smartest man on earth. in other news he hates the f-gwh-r-s that bash his ic blog.

see also: awesome, omnipotent, b-tchin’, the master of pwnage
dood i wish i was totally swimley.

or

i was gonna go for that promotion but i don’t think that i’m that swimley.

or

so i won the lottery and i’m gonna be swimley for the rest of my life.

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