Swimmer’s Mouth
when a person starts to swim so much that their face and mouth start to turn into ones of a fish
person 1: hey his face is f-cked up he looks like he has trouble breathing
person 2: naw thats just charlie, he joined the swim team in the beginning of the year, mild case of swimmer’s mouth.
person 1: oh god dayummmm!!!!
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