Swimming Anteater


when one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. the guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the d-cks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own d-ck. thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.
“me and dave were over at jimmy’s last night, sh-t started to get real gay and next thing i knew, jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us.”

“nothing gay about a swimming anteater, that sh-t is just innovative.”

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